- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

The Pope

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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