Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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hey guys what's up?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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