Are you Drew?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

ugh good riddance

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Shit!

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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