Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Yes.

want a balloon? yeah

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Snausages.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

democracy

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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