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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what time is it? 3:16

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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