how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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fack me!

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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