roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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