What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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