Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Pickles

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dead battery come on down

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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