- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Colby Michael Schluter

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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