- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

The Game.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Kelly Clarkson

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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