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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

what do you call a dead black man? dead

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

shea kisses a girl

since when?

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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