ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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