What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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