Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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ecks! why zee?

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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