POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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all these jokes suck ass

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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