- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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