Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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hey bill!

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Men's Sports

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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WNBA

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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