why do you care?

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

mark is mark

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

obama

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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