Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Welcome to die!

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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hi corey

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Knock knock. Death.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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