A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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for keeps?

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obama's promises

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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religion.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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