A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Penis

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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