Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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who is mark

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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WNBA

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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