Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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