How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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for keeps?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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