A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

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