Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

your father died

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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