What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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vbh

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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connor sucks

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

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