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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Obama

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What time is it? 10:58

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.