Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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I Have a Black Friend

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Men, get on the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Mrs. Welsh

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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My life :(

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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