- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

The cow went moo

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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