- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

God bless America, and no where else.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Reed is poopin

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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