Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -23

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

You know what sucks? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops