If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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i have yougurt with tractor

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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hi. thats what she said.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Women's rights

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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