- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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