- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Why did I get raped

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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