- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Please spell dyslexia.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Hi my name is Jim

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Who has downs this joke

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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