WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Penisland

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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