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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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How do you spell eight? 8

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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