How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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