What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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