Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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baskets

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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