What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Your time.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Stop being a centipede

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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