- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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