Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Penal Dysfunction

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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