a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Anti Joke

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