How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Matty B

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

test

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why? Because!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops