Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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