Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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