- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Civil Rights.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

connor sucks

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What did I do last night?work

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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