- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

How old is victor? Old

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Scientology.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

knock knock. who's there? someone.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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