Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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