- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

a man walks into horse bar

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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