- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A man made a sandwich.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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