- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Snausages.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??