A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How old is victor? Old

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Joe Biden

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

poop is very very yummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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