Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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I saw a shovel once.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Hey, Max!!

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Hi

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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