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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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