Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

all these jokes suck ass

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Womens Rights.

What is 8 times 4? 32

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

A snake walks into a bar

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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