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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

fart+fart=poop

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

womens rights

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obama's promises

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why is pi? Because circles.

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