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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

I have a crush on my dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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