A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Woman.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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19th amendment

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Anti Joke

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