ROSS G IS OBESE

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Michael Brown

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Women's sports.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Your time.

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Anti Joke

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