Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

The game!

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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