What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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YOLO

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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