Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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bitches be crafty.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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