Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A disabled man walks into a bar.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What did the fish say? Moo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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