- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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