Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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