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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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