*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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