since when?

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

man boobs

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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