p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

I am on a escalator.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Dick spice

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

my mom raped yerr foot

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Johnson stops eating

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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