- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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