What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Mitt Romney.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Yes.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What time is it? 10:58

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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