Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Penis.

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poop

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Womens rights

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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