Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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a ginger has a soul

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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obama's promises

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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