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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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