yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Jason Connor.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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