When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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