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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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