What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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a man walks into horse bar

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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i cant think of one.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Farts smell bad!

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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