- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

.....Carrot Top....

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

poop is very very yummy.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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