- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

THE GAME

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

i can't stand cripple jokes

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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