what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Two english guys meet at work

pickle juice?

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

weiner? balls

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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