what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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women playing football?

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Stephen Walking.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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DOWN

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

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