A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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this girl died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Anti Joke

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