- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

The WNBA

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

women have rights

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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