- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A pedophile walks into a daycare

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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